gettin' jacked!

I forgot to bring the obligatory armful of Monster Khaos 24oz'ers to work today, and was feeling pretty tired by the mid-afternoon. Not wanting to drink the lukewarm coffee from that morning, Jason and I decided to try something crazy... to our knowledge it hadn't been attempted before, but that is precisely why we thought it just might work.

I've been kind enough to generate equations that approximate our findings... feel free to use them whenever you have an afternoon energy crisis.